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Sadistic Seme
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It takes a special kind of uke to handle the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.

What Kind of Academic are you? (W\ neat pics)

You are a: STODGY TRADITIONALISTYou were probably the valedictorian at Oxford, or Cambridge, or both. You demand the utmost performance from your students and are completely uncompromising in the level of work you expect. You buy books as if they were the fuel for a drug addiction, and you have a general distrust of summary-material. You are of a school that insists upon extensive reading as the key to learning. Your class would be a living-hell for your students if you werent fairly approachable and understanding. But fortunately, you are. You see no reason to patronise your students, nor do you have any interest in weeding them out- you just want them all to know every piece of information in the universe and are willing to work them nearly to death to accomplish that goal. You drink scotch, tea, and much coffee. You work so hard that you rarely eat or sleep, and, since you see knowledge as food (and having spent all your cash on books), you rarely eat anything (at least anything worthwhile). You secretly idolise Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and are always apprehensive that your colleagues will find out. You may not be the most socially skilled of academics, but people often find your bumbling and extremely British nature endearing. You probably speak Latin, French, English (old, middle, and new), and maybe something like Sanskrit or ancient Pali.
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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

The High Grand Poobah

Your symbol is:

the cat, because cats are fluffy and nice

You rule from:

a mountaintop mansion

At your side is:

your royal mirror-carrier and makeup crew

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

fanservicey cat-people

Your most popular law is:

Five-day weekends

Your least popular law is:

All religions required to write you into their doctrines

Your worst enemy is:

those awful clashing tapestries in your great hall

Your popularity rating is:

39%

Your chance of being overthrown is:

97%

You've Changed 72% in 10 Years

Compared to who you were ten years ago, you've changed a great deal.
In fact, you're probably in a completely different phase of your life - and very happy about it!

How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?

You are a Self-Discoverer

You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

Audrey Hanson

You scored 45 Idealism, 29 Nonconformity, 54 Nerdiness

Well, statistically speaking, law enforcement attracts a certain kind of male personality.
Congratulaions, you're Audrey! You're a practical hard-worker with a sassy sense of humor. You have a good amount of vunerability behind your tough exterior, but you're still FBI material.

Your best quality: Attitude
Your worst quality: Attitude

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Idealism
You scored higher than 99% on Nonconformity
You scored higher than 99% on Nerdiness

Link: The Heroes Personality Test written by freedomdegrees on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Abraham Lincoln - The most brilliant president.
Mmmhmm, Abe the Babe... maybe not babelike in the traditional sense (he was definitely tall and dark, if not classically "handsome") but a mind that was hotter than Georgia asphalt. You could ask him anything, and he would probably know the answer, which could be very convenient. Abe was pretty reserved -- not so great with the romantic stuff, and he'd probably run and hide if you ever said "listen, we need to have a talk". But his waters ran deep, possibly deeper than any other president. Maybe even than any other mortal. Ever. And we suspect that as long as you were gentle and non-judgmental with him, he'd totally open up to you. And when he did, and you saw the true contents of his heart, your mind would be BLOWN.

Your Driving Is is: 69% Male, 31% Female

According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male.
You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you.
And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver.

Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?