Passage from the Very Literal Bible

[razzleccentric]

The heavens opened and the angels proclaimed, “Fear any literate man, capable of impressive facial hair, who is comfortable on boats, has a thing for finches, and is named Darwin, for he is basically an unrighteous phony. So it is said in the very literal Kingdom of God.”


via Science Creative Quarterly

Comments

[bluestocking7.livejournal.com]

*cough snort*

Why anyone would take the Bible literally amazes me. Are people really THAT stoooopid?

[razzle.livejournal.com]

All holy books are treated like salad bars. You take what you like from it and explain away the parts you don't.

Homosexuality? Abomination!

Working on Saturday? Well, that doesn't really apply anymore. That was just the *Old* Testament. God didn't mean it. He was kidding. He's such a kidder, that God!

[bluenosegirl.livejournal.com]

Brilliant -- I do so enjoy anything that puts the wind up those hokey ole patriarchs...