More good* news

[razzleccentric]

No, you still can't buy a dildo in Alabama. It's "harmful to the public" they say. And no, I'm sure this isn't related to health concerns about phthalates in the plastics.

I need to go back into my diseased hermitage. The rest of the world pisses me right the hell off.


*"Good" as in stupid beyond any semblence of rational thought.

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

I do not go around inflicting my dildo on the PUBLIC! Sheesh!

[blkrose2004.livejournal.com]

Eh, at least its not like TX. There ya can only buy cake toppers and party favors.. not vibrators and dildos. And if you want to own more then a couple, you have to have a license to own them. Yup, you read that correctly.. a license to own a vibrator. God forbid you fly into DFW airport with one in your luggage. It's an immediate search and fine.

The world is a stupid stupid place sometimes.

[nakednatalie.livejournal.com]

Unbelievable

[durgablue.livejournal.com]

Don't read the news when you are majorly ill, is vexing beyond all natural tolerance.

(Sooo, in Alabama, some kid is going to bring a dildo to school and shoot his classmates with it? Is that how they are harmful?)

[symian.livejournal.com]

You can't buy a dildo in Alabama because slavery has been outlawed.

;P