razzleccentric | Hoka-Hoka? Hoka Hey!

It's funny how one thing leads to another. This morning I was reading an article in eSkeptic by primatologist Frans DeWaal, critiquing the political/moral spin put on Bonobo behavior in a recent New Yorker piece (because, like, WTF?). In the article it mentions that the act of two female Bonobos rubbing their genitals together is apparently called "hoka-hoka."

That little phrase took me back in time to something completely NOT x-rated that I have loved on the internets for lo, these many years: Hoka Hey! For Sale By Mental Patient!

I remember finding that website over a decade ago when I first got a PC. In between looking up as much x-rated usenet material as I could find (duh), I returned to FSBMP over and over and it always made me laugh. In fact, even though I've read all of the item descriptions over and over, it still does. The character development is sheer genius.

I'm so glad this site is still in existance, when so much of internet history has been lost. So I share it with you! I'm not even selling it! I'm letting you enjoy for FREE!

HOKA HEY!